SITCOMS THAT ARE RIPE FOR A PORN REMAKE

SEINFELD
• Starring: Ashlyn Gere
• Premise: Three neurotic New Yorkers try to be the first to shmear Ashlyn’s bagel. Serenity now!

KING OF QUEENS
• Starring: Audrey Bitoni
• Premise: A fat fuck with a hot wife deals with the trials and tribulations of being a fat fuck with a hot wife. Boo hoo, have some more pork rinds.

GIRLFRIENDS
• Starring: Amber Easton, Lacey Duvalle, Jada Fire and Dee
• Premise: Four best friends–the neurotic, the princess, the bohemian and the around-the-way girl–have constant lesbian orgies. There’s also a cockboy they’re friends with too, but he pretty much just holds the camera and looks like a turtle.

BIGBANG
• Starring: Teagan Presley
• Premise: Four nerds try to make Teagan the spunky torus in their Mobius Strip fantasies.

TWO GUYS AND GIRL
• Starring: Bree Olsen and Tory Lane
• Premise: Post-college buddies live, learn, and London Bridge in Boston.

For shits 'n giggles............